There has to be more to Internet life than Facebook – doesn’t there? Don’t get me wrong; there are a ton of well-meaning people on the site who try desperately to bring up our spirits with catchy phrases and inspirational quotes. There are also those who are authors and they are just trying to get people to read their work and this is as it should be.
There are some who only write about their mundane lives which include some not so mundane dogs, cats and other assorted animals. I find it mildly amusing that the animals live more exciting lives than their owners.
Then there are those who post pictures of tortured animals and dead children thinking they are helping some noble cause that in reality only intensifies the brutality because sickoids who do this kind of thing feed off the publicity.
Let us not forget the politicos who think being completely immersed in politics 24/7 is what life is all about. This group gets the medal of dishonor for being complete bores. One would think that post presidential election is a time for the sound of silence. This wonderful state is not to be…thank you so much, buttheads.
Oh, and by the by…I am also included in this list of Internet zombies. It has been said that I would complain if my lottery ticket won the big one. This is true; I have a list of complaints ready in case the miracle was to happen. Number one would be – now all my relatives are going to pop out of the woodwork!
OK, surely there must be a purpose to this blog berating Facebook users. Indeed there is and that purpose is to understand that we must first make fun of ourselves before we can make fun of others. Sometimes I find myself the biggest bore of all and it bothers me because you would think life would have taught me to be more interesting by now. Well, it hasn’t and that pisses me off to no end.
I would appreciate it very much if the rest of you on Facebook would bring boring up to my level. It’s lonely at the top….
I’m just saying,